Friday, 19 August 2016

Happy Janmashtami 2016 Images, Quotes, Wishes,Messges,Status,

Posted by Vinod yadav
Hello, Happy Janmashtami 2016 Images, Quotes, Wishes,Messges,Status,Today I am sharing with you happy janmashtami  ideas, The Most awaited festival of Joy and Enjoyment has arrived that is none other then Janmashtami 2015, which is celebrated on the Birthday of Lord Krishna, on this day Lord Krishma was Born and he was Son on Devaki and Vasudeva. Lord Krishna played a very important role in the War of Mahabharata. Janmashtami is celebrated Countrywide with full enthusiasm as on this day Clay Pots are hung on heights and a group of youngsters break the clay pots and steal all the Makhan (Butter) in the Pots, this was also done by Lord Krishna in his childhood, that was the reason Lord Krishna is also called as Makhan Chor. Krishna was Born in Midnight in the Month of Bhado. 

Krishna Janmashtami Wishes,

Happy Janmashtami 2016 Images
Happy Janmashtami 2016 Images
Lord Krishna believed in Karam Yoga:
Follow the right path;
See unity in diversity;
Serve humanity without expecting rewards;
Happy Janmashtami!

Krishan ko yaad kro to sahara milega.Yeh jeevan na
 tumko dubara milega.Wish you a very Happy Janmashtami

Janmashtami Quotes,

krishna ashtami images
krishna ashtami images
गोकुल में जिसने किया निवास;
उसने गोपियों के संग रचा, इतिहास!
देवकी-यशोदा जिनकी मैया;
ऐसे ही हमारे कृषण कन्हैया!
शुभ जन्मआष्ट्मी!

Gokul me hai jinka waas,
Gopiyo sang jo karey raas,
Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hamare kishan kanhaiya.
May Lord Krishna fulfill all your wishes.
Happy Janamasthami!

Janmashtami Festival,

Chandan Ki Khushboo, Resham Ka Haar
Saawan Ki Sugandh, Baarish Ki Fuaar
Radha Ki Ummed, Kanhaiya Ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Janmashtami Ka Tyonhar.

Janmashtami Festival image
Janmashtami Festival image

कृषण की महिमा, कृषण का प्यार,कृषण में श्रधा, कृषण से ही संसार,
मुबारक हो आप सबको जन्मआष्ट्मी का त्योहार!

Shri Krishna Janmashtami, 

होता है प्यार क्या ??? दुनिया को जिसने बताया ….
दिल के रिश्तों को जिसने प्रेम से सजाया …
आज उन श्री कृष्ण का जन्मदिन है :) :) हैप्पी बर्थडे कृष्ण जी
Shri Krishna Janmashtami picture
Shri Krishna Janmashtami picture

आओ मिलकर सजाये नन्दलाल को; आओ मिलकर करें उनका गुणगान!
जो सबको राह दिखाते हैं; और सबकी बिगड़ी बनाते हैं!
शुभ जन्मआष्ट्मी!

Happy Janmashtami Images,

May Lord Krishna come to your house and takes away all your Makhan
 & Mishri with all your worries and sorrows. Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
Happy Janmashtami Images,
Happy Janmashtami Images,

May da Natkhat Nandlal always give you, lot of joy and
 happiness and you find peace in Krishna consciousness. -



Parana which means breaking the fast should be done at an appropriate time. For Krishna Janmashtami fasting, Parana is done on next day after Sunrise when Ashtami Tithi and Rohini Nakshatra are over. If Ashtami Tithi and Rohini Nakshatra don't get over before Sunset then fast can be broken during day time when either Ashtami Tithi or Rohini Nakshatra is over. When neither Ashtami Tithi nor Rohini Nakshatra is over before Sunset or even Hindu Midnight (also known as Nishita Time) one should wait to get them over before breaking the fast. I hope you can share this post  this website provided new and latest wishes status for whatsapp. share your friends, reletives and family members,
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Sunday, 14 August 2016

Happy Independence Day Quotes,Status, Images, Messages,Speech,

Posted by Vinod yadav
Hello, Guys Happy Independence Day  Quotes,Status, Images, Messages,India celebrates its 70th Independence Day on 15th August 2016, i.e. on Monday. On this day in 1947. India got Independence from British colonialism. India got Independence from the British rule just because of Our greatest Freedom fighters.On 15 August 1947, Jawaharlal Nehru, India’s first prime minister, raised the Indian national flag above the Lahori Gate of the Red Fort in Delhi. The day is celebrated with great fervour across every state of the country, with the capital city Delhi becoming the hub of all celebrations. India’s Independence Day celebrations officially take place at the Red Fort. 15th August is the most Important day for all the Indians.


Happy 70th Independence Day,


Happy Independence day
Happy Independence day 
India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries
without ever having to send a single soldier across her border!

If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found
a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence,it is India!

Jhanda lehrana hai,
Vande Mataram ke geet gana hai!
Sunakr desh ko lalkarna hai,
Aao milkar ab swapn dekha jo sakar karna hai!
--<@ Happy Independence Day @>--

It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority,
 keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.

Wishes For Independence Day,

Wishes For Independence Day Image
Wishes For Independence Day Image
Take the future in ur hands, see it resting in ur palms,
it’s not to late to take a stand, You’ll be sorry when it’s gone.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day..
 Never forget there sacrifice.. Happy Independence day.

अब तक जिसका खून न खौला,वो खून नहीं वो पानी है
जो देश के काम ना आये, वो बेकार जवानी है,
15 अगस्त स्वतंत्रता दिवस की बधाई

आओ देश का सम्मान करें, शहीदों की शहादत को याद करें,
 एक बार फिर से राष्ट्र की कमान, हम हिन्दुस्तानी अपने हाथ धरे,
आओ स्वंतंत्र दिवस का सम्मान करें!

It is day to salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence day..

Independence Day Speech in Hindi,

Independence Day Speech in Hindi,
Independence Day Speech in Hindi,
Na sar jhuka hai kabhi Aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,
Jo apne dum pe jiye sach me zindagi he wahi
 Live like a true INDIAN. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi Aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,
Jo apne dum pe jiye sach me zindagi he wahi Live l
ike a true INDIAN. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

ये पेड़ ये पत्ते ये शाखें भी परेशान हो जाएं !
अगर परिंदे भी हिन्दू और मुस्लमान हो जाएं
न मस्जिद को जानते हैं , न शिवालों को जानते हैं
जो भूखे पेट होते हैं, वो सिर्फ निवालों को जानते हैं.
मेरा यही अंदाज ज़माने को खलता है.
की मेरा चिराग हवा के खिलाफ क्यों जलता है……
में अमन पसंद हूँ, मेरे शहर में दंगा रहने दो…
लाल और हरे में मत बांटो, मेरी छत पर तिरंगा रहने दो

One Nation,One Vision,One Identity,No nation is perfect;
it needs to be made perfect. Happy Independence Day!

Independence Day Quotes In English,

Independence Day Quotes image
Independence Day Quotes image
Kimat karo shahido ki, vo desh par kurbaan hua, sirf do deeno ki mohataj
nahi hai deshbhakti, nagriko ki akta hi hai desh ki asal shakti hai,


मुकम्मल है इबादत और मैं वतन ईमान रखता हूँ,
वतन के शान की खातिर हथेली पे जान रखता हूँ !!
क्यु पढ़ते हो मेरी आँखों में नक्शा पाकिस्तान का ,
मुस्लमान हूँ मैं सच्चा, दिल में हिंदुस्तान रखता हूँ !!

kaale gore ka bhed Nahi
Is Dil se ham@ra naata hai
Kuch or na aata ho mamko
Hame Pyaar Sikhaan@ Aata hai

Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug ko,
Ye le pakad le..
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
Happy Indian Independence Day

Independence Day Images,

Independence Day Images,
Independence Day Images,
संस्कार और संस्कृति की शान मिले ऐसे,
हिन्दू मुस्लिम और हिंदुस्तान मिले ऐसे
हम मिलजुल के रहे ऐसे की
मंदिर में अल्लाह और मस्जिद में राम मिले जैसे.

Na maro sanam bewafa ke leeye,
Do gaz jameen nhi milegi dafan hone k liye,
Marna hain toh maro vatan ke liye,
Hasina b duppta utar degi tere kafan ke liye.
Vande Mataram, Jai Hind

Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.

Independence Day Pictures,

Independence Day Pictures,
Independence Day Pictures,
नफरत बुरी है, न पालो इसे;
दिलो में खालिश है, निकालो इसे;
न तेरा, न मेरा, न इसका, न उसका;
ये सबका वतन है, संभालों इसे!
स्वतंत्रा दिवस की बधाई!

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen han
wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
Happy Independence Day.
Independence Day Pictures,
Add caption

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it and why not its her Birthday.
Its apna Hindustan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


You can send Independence Day Wishes SMS to your Friends on this Great Occasion.All You know That Independence day is Celebrated on 15 August every year.In this day their was a officially Holiday from Government.You can celebrate Happy Independence Day by sharing Wishes , Status SMS etc with your friends and family.Independence Day Whatsapp Status in Hindi and English Language is also given below.Independence Day Quotes Messages in Hindi etc.You can check the Collection of Independence day Greeting Images Pictures from Given below.
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Sunday, 24 July 2016

Happy Friendship Day Images,Wishes,Cards, Sms, Greetings,

Posted by Vinod yadav
Happy Friendship Day Image
Happy Friendship Day Image
Brought to you today is that we depend on friendship , Friendship Day Status , images , cards, and greetings , depending on your friendship to a precedent has been ready. Whom you can send to your friends on Friendship Day, He who is not a friend of the person sending them in your mind chummy friendship can Impress. If you will not believe that it can happen. Best Cute Status Husband Wife and Girlfriend Status in Hindi

Friendship Day is also a comment on my last post we wrote in the Hummer were very fond of Visitors. Readers' demand , we have written the same post, I am hoping that you will also like these posts from the previous post we tried to cool. The Most Important Thing and the male - female friendship is also further is immaterial . Friendship can be anyone , you have confidence,


Great Quotes For Friendship Day,
Great Quotes Image
Great Quotes Image
The most painful thing in the world is thinking of losing 
someone who is always beside you, your friend

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success .

I thank and praise god for every memory of yours
You are stalwart and sunshine in the valley of life
May god continues to strengthen you with might
May He lights your path in every alley or night
And bless you with grace that is never ceasing.

Friendship Sms For Whatsapp,

Friends Picture
Friends Picture
When everything seems impossible, horrible and unattainable,
 I think of your smile and the strength it gives me, and suddenly everything is possible. 

From you I have learned so much, 
including what friendship really means. 
I am so grateful for the day you were born.
Wish You Happy Friendship Day!!!

It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. 
The mean and cowardly, Can never know what true friendship means.

Each friend represents a world in us,
 a world possibly not born until they arrive, 
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Friendship day Wishes,

Friendship Wishes Image
Friendship Wishes Image
Dear Buddy I am happy to wish you today,
I don't have to make a formal wishing like this
Both us know how important we are to each other,
I just want your friendship till my last day on earth,
Let us keep supporting each other forever.

Don’t walk ii front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.”

Onê of thê most bêâutîful quâlîtîês of truê frîêndshîp îs to 
undêrstând ând to bê undêrstood. happy friendships day quotes

Friendship day Cards,

Frienship Day Cards Picture
Frienship Day Cards Picture
HumnE AApsE pyAAr kiyA hAi,
K0i ch0ri nAhi ki,
HumnE AApk0 dil diyA hAi,
K0i bAdmAshi nAhi ki,
Aur Ek AAp h0 j0 pyAAr kArnE sE dArtE h0,
ApnE sAhEli sE sikh0 j0 humE linE diyA kArtE hAi.
HAppy friEndship dAy swEEt hArt

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. 
For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him
 that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...
 It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival

Friendship day Greetings ,

Friendship Day Greetings
Friendship Day Greetings
Heart Touching:
Once a frnd askd d othr frnd
"wat wud u do if i cheat u?"
den d othr frnd replied Trust u is my decisn n proving me right is ur choice

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend
 would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Friendship day Images, 

Friendship Day Image
Friendship Day Image
जहाँ यार याद न आए वो तन्हाई किस काम की,
बिगड़े रिश्ते न बने तो खुदाई किस काम की,
बेशक अपनी मंज़िल तक जाना है,
पर जहाँ से अपना दोस्त ना दिखे वो ऊंचाई किस काम की .

A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away.
A true friend is like the air Sometimes silent but always around you

Girlfriend is Hot Water,
Lover is Mineral Water,
Wife is Corporation Water,
Relationship is River Water,
But "FRIENDSHIP" is pure Rain Water!
Happy Friendship Day 
Friendship day Images,
Friendship Day Image


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Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Happy Friendship Day Quotes, Status,Images, For Friends

Posted by Vinod yadav
Hello, My All Friends And Blog readers Nowadays I Write New Happy Friendship Day  Quotes  Collection  For My visitors. Coming in  the Friendship Day on try am doing something new,  Well, there is all day Important , but not all of Friendship Day would expect some Spacial. Friendship is must of over life, But the friendship is all just a matter of everyone not to play. Friendship is fine, the same people can play , love and tolerance which are otherwise very difficult. And he takes some time to get away, In this post.
 I want to tell you , you can be friends with him on it.What do you trust and that you could Every time  Sport, A single candle can illuminate an entire room, A true friend lights up an entire lifetime.  for the bright lights of ur friendship. Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life.
You can send this blog to your friends is Friendship Day Friendship Quotes , Images , and card, status , So you 'll get to see his friend and love , and your love story will take a new mode , in which you 'll FILL paradise.  Friendship Day is the Most Important Day Spend all your filling is according to

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Friendship Day Quotes,
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Friendship Day Image

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely,
 a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad.

Every garden must have a rose ,every face must have a smile,
 every grass must have some dew , and every person must have a friend like you.

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Flower remembers bees,
Fish remembers water,
Tree remembers the rain,
At this moment I remember you!
To say happy friendship day to U!

Happy Friendship Quotes,

A good writer possesses not only his
own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true.
 But U know what..? It is sweetest when it is you.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Happy Friendship Day

Friendship increases by visiting friends but visiting seldom.

Quotes On Friendship,

A friend is someone who can see the truth and
pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive,
 and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."  Happy Friendship Day.

One of the most beautiful qualities of true
 friendship is to understand and to be understood.
Quotes on Friendship picture
Quotes on Friendship picture

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

Itihass Ke Har Panne Par Likha Hai,
Dosti Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti,
Nibhane Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.

 sînglê cândlê cân îllumînâtê ân êntîrê room.
 truê frîênd lîghts up ân êntîrê lîfêtîmê.
Thânks for thê brîght lîghts of your frîêndshîp.

Quotes Friendship,

Every garden must have a rose ,every face must have a smile,
 every grass must have some dew , and every person must have a friend like you.

I never knew what wonders you have done..
Yes, surely you changed the things around me
into smiles, sunshines & happiness.
Just the way you keep on doing always!
Happy Friendship Day My Dear Friends!!

I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for
that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy.
Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.
Happy Friendship Image
Happy Friendship Image

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
 Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is
never anything but sharing. Happy Friendship Day!

अँधेरे अब नहीं डसते, उजाले वार करते है,
वो दुश्मन भी नहीं करते, जो मैरे यार करते है.

True Friends Quotes,

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again!!

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain
in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

I’m making some changes in my life, so please leave a comment
on my timeline; if you don’t hear back, you might be one of the changes.

I have learnt that once a friendship is broken.. it never gets normal again!

I’m making some changes in my life,
so please leave a comment on my timeline;
if you don’t hear back, you might be one of the changes.

Friendship Day Messages,

Friendship Day Massage Image
Friendship Day Massage Image
Friendship day sms in Hindi -
Zindagi ek railway station ki tarah hai.
Pyar ek train hai jo aati hai aur chali jaati he.
Par dosti enquiry counter he.
Jo hamesha kehti he MAY I HELP U.

Kamyabi Badi Nahi Paane Wale Bade Hote Hai.
Zakhm Bade Nahi Bharne Wale Bade Hote Hai.
Itihas Ke Har Panne Pe Likha Hai.
Dosti Badi Nahi Nibhane Wale Bade Hote Hai?

You introduced me to myself
And showed me the right way
Thanks for making me who I am
Wish you a happy Guru Purnima Day

Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha,
dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha,
ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

Happy Friendship day sms in Hindi -
Humne kabhi Dosti ko jana na hota,
hamari zindgi me apka Aana na hota,
yuhi akele guzaar dete zindgi ko,
agar apko Apna dost Mana na hota..

Good Quotes About Friendship In English
True Friends Quotes in Hindi Status For Whatsapp
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Sunday, 10 July 2016

Happy Friendship day 2016

Posted by Vinod yadav
Hello. My All Bolg Readers, After the same day, will be going on Friendship Day. today I would like Want to Share my FriendShip Day Views. Friendship Day means a day of friendship .Now you would think that all good people attach so much importance to the friendship of the people of the day, In India, every day , every night with friends to get. In fact, thinking and demands of South Friendship Day, The importance of friends in life are little.
Happy Friendship Day Image
Happy Friendship Day Image
Friendship Best Status For Whatsapp
Romantic Friendship Status love Status Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Friendship Day in India,

In India since ancient times many many examples of friendship has been reported, For the sake of the friendship of Sugriva helped Ram.  Krishna and Sudama friendship give the example of the era , and since time is coming, Widespread in India than in the West extends friendship. In this society , people living in more mixed

Starting on Friendship Day Quotes,

Recognizing the importance of friends in the person 's life.And friends to thank and honor the US Congress in 1935 to celebrate Friendship Day to be announced. Following the announcement of the US Congress, the nation began to celebrate Friendship Day on different days, in India August Month is celebrated on the first Sunday. since 2011united- Nations - Organisation , the day to celebrate love than ever with uniformity and International Friendship Day declared on 30 July Select photo, Yet most of this year same country  Will celebrate on July five, 

It is a relationship of friendship , which we create. A friend of my heart all the things we have.Love , trust, and mutual understanding is the relationship are friendship.Caste, creed and gender relation of friendship do not know borders. Boy and Girl on a friendship in our society seem to question people often have, Instead of taking on him.Has person signs a friendship is effortless.
 Girl and boy on the friendship of a fear that it was going to question it , to not love one another, He would love all , but that's my take no love seem to have broken the penitential.

      "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend." 
Friendship Day Picture
Friendship Day Picture

Happy Friendship Day,

This beautiful idea of celebrating friendship day 2016 was Joyfully accepted by several other countries other countries across the world and today many countries  including India.  Lot many social and cultural organization to celebrate the occasion  and mark Friendship Day by hosting programs and get together.

Friendship Day today, we hope that society will change its ideology and society in the world, the new wave will form friendships




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Thursday, 7 July 2016

Funny Jokes For Whatsapp, Jokes in Hindi

Posted by Vinod yadav
Hiiiii My Blog  Readers Today I want to share with you new funny status for Whatsapp. If you like the funny jokes you can see from this page by copy-paste, Always according to the needs of our blog readers put new jokes to keep the post , so I have not had a blog Visitors. The routine of today 's analog Caye man to do something for fun , the rest were from Duda part of life, Visitors to my blog ,

I hope that they would love these funny and Let me also comment for manipulating it. Today you see a post that is sought after putting my blog readers are. We have already posted quotes status and was also funny , witty status Provide feeds our readers, New post on this blog you will find funny jokes funny , funny status and lovers funny new status , you can expect to see in this post , who your friends close friends or with your girlfriends can share with your wife . 
The jokes you can share the post by selecting the Copy-paste. I am telling you , this post I want to share with you and share your feelings . Which may leave you feeling good and I can get the rest.

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Funny Jokes in English,

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Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,
दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…

Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...

Student1 :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Student 2: OK
Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud

Good Jokes In Hindi,

 Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to
 God through coin phone without receiver

Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons,
protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Old Irish Curse - May those that love us love us, and those that don’t love us,
 may God turn their hearts. If He can’t turn their hearts,
 may He turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies
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Joke Of The Day For Whatsapp,

Romantic Friendship Status love Status Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there?
 Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,
baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur
kyko love apne jagah hai aur
Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah

Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only

पति: सुनो, अगर मैं नगरसेवक बन गया न तो सारे शहर को बदल डालूँगा…
अगर मुख्यमंत्री बना तो पूरा मघ्यप्रदेश बदल डालूँगा… और प्रधानमंत्री बन गया न
तो सारा देश बदल दूंगा… 😳पत्नी:- तुम्हें मोदी ने काटा

Knock Knock Jokes,

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Height WHATSAPP forwards ..!!
: Sardaar ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha…
Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…???
Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki 'Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho…'
Saale ne usko  bhi 50 doston ko forward kar diya…

डॉक्टर : कल रात को क्या खाया था??
लड़का : बर्गर, पिज़्ज़ा और कोक..
डॉक्टर : देखो यह फ़ेसबुक नही है सच बताओ..
लड़का : जी लौकी.

Saali : Pyaar kab hota hai??
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ki dasa kharab ho,
aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho

He : तुम उँचा सुनती हो क्या??
She : नही तो!!
He : तो यह कान में मशीन क्यू लगा रखी है??
She : यह मशीन नही है Bluetooth हैं शाले देहाती…
He : झंड .

Short Jokes For Facebook,

Funny Jokas. Love Jokes Quotes Status in Hindi
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee –
 OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

एक बार ‪#‎मायावती‬ भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है,
अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,
इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,
कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या

Funny Sms in English for Friends,
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I'm looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..
give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

परीक्षा के बाद बच्चे और ऑपरेशन के बाद डॉक्टर एक ही चीज़ कहते हैं,
” कुछ कह नहीं सकते, बस दुआ करें “

जीवन में सबसे कठिन कार्य यह समझ पाना है कि कौन
 से पुल तो पार करें, और कौन से नष्ट करें।” – अज्ञात

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I hope if you share this post.Just polish your feelings getting the ideas and extend the emotions using the following statuses for your facebook or WhatsApp profiles. 
This is the best place to get the most attractive and impressive Whatsapp statuses.  Like one of the statuses “It’s sad when you realize you are not as important to someone as you thought you were”.
The above-discussed status is most impressive and literally, it’s really a practical approach and this is the reality of the world as well. People pretend to show that they consider you important, but actually, it’s not like that.













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Wednesday, 6 July 2016

Whatsapp Status Love For Girlfriend And Boyfriend

Posted by Vinod yadav
Today I Am going to New Whatsapp Status Love For Girlfriend And Boyfriend, so if you want to share your friends or girlfriend, this website is very carefully making  in this page, This means putting the post , today's Girl Boy is designed to rely on the starting Friends Life, The friendship and trust of the people and the big people or new lover to care friendship. And new young lovers to come to know the meaning of friendship is not in it requires trust,Show your Fun with the best and latest funny WhatsApp status on this website.
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We have a nice collection of most popular funny Whatsapp status , funny status for Whatsapp, best funny Whatsapp and facebook status with the latest funny WhatsApp status in Hindi , funny status for FB , funny Whatsapp status ideas, These days a lot of people in friendship turn Hide Cross which is Love long,

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Whatsapp Status Love,

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you
 want do for them is to be happy....even if you are not with him..

Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of
 you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive

 I want to see this beautiful world, I want to travel the whole world but
 I want you to be my travel partner for whole life, will you be my partner??

चुकला तर वाट दावू, पण भुंकला तर वाट लावू ..
Status For Love,
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Status For Love Image
Best Quotes Massage And Status For Friends
What’s the biggest challenge in love?
 It’s when others try to steal your partner,
 but still your partner always choose to stay with you.

If things go wrong, don’t go with them.
I can’t see my self without you..
Be smart be safe stay away of love.

Sometimes it is hard for me to find words to
express my love for you that how much you mean to me.

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for,
but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war
Love Status For Girlfriend,

I fell in love with you not bcoz of your looks
bt for who you are love you soooo muchhhh..!!!!

सुरत नहीं देखी अरसे से तेरी
 बस वो आखिरी बार का मुस्कुरा के मिलना,
 आज भी जीने की वजह है मेरी

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred
 minus one day so I never have to live without you

 I love you and that’s the Beginning
 and End of every thing - f Scot Fitzgerald
Love Quotes For Girlfriend ,
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New Love Attitute Status and Quotes In English
तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,
हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

Sukhe Patte Ko Bhi Mil Rahi Hai Zindagi Hawaao Se,
Ekraar-e-Mohabbat Ne Jahan Ka Mosam Badal Diya

sometimes the people that u don't want to get hurt doesn't care if they hurt you!

Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, yeh kya mujhe hua hai
Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam diya hain.
Cute Love Status

Humhare Bad Bhi Nahi Aayega Tumhe Chahat Ka Maza
Tum Sabse Kahati Phiroge Hume Chaho Uski Tarah...

 मंज़िल के रास्तों मे मुसीबतों की कमी नही, खामोश रातों मे टूटे सपनो की कमी नही,
आरज़ू है उन्हे जिंदगी मे पाने की मगर, उनके पास चाहने वालों की कमी नही ! ”

Kya rog de gayi hai nye mousam ki barish,
Mujhe yaad aa rahe hain mujhe bhul jane wale.

विश्वास " किसी पर इतना करो कि वो तुम्हे फंसाते समय खुद को दोषी समझें........
" प्रेम " किसी से इतना करो कि उसके मन में तुम्हें खोने का डर बना रहे.
Love Status In Hindi,
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“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and
she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

You are no less than a blessing in disguise to me.
I cherish every second I spend with you
. I find myself loving you more every day.
You are the reason I am, I love you.

Our love is like a rose, blooming in spring.
It keeps growing as time passes.
 It is everlasting like the sun.
I cannot exist without you. I love you so much.

I want to be the smile, the first thought, the long drive, or the short walk,
the last voice, the random call, the laugh, the perfect kiss,
 the comfort hug, your second half, the sparkle in your eye,
the everything you need, just what you want. I want to be yours.

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I hope you liked this list of love status for Whatsapp.Now it’s time to comment Your favourite status below.Show your love with the best love Whatsapp status. Make your love feel so special by putting these romantic love quotes and lovable Whatsapp status on social apps like Whatsapp facebook ,short love quotes , love quotes update and more cute quotes,
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