Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Happy Diwali Wishes,Photo & Images,Status,Greetings,

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Happy Diwali Wishes,Photo & Images,Status,Greetings,
Happy Diwali basically " Deepavali " which usually Indian's- Hindu, Sikh , Buddhist and Jain celebrated around the world as known . The power of evil and the triumph of light over darkness , in the sense that it means to win the festival. Celebrate the housetops, outside doors and windows covered in millions of lights shining, the temples and the communities and countries where it has been seen in other buildings around. Festival preparations and rituals usually a five-day extension, but the main festival of Diwali night, which coincides with the new moon night lunisolar Hindu month of Kartik. Gregorian calendar in mid-October and mid-November between the night of Diwali falls. can you share best happy diwali wishes for your friends and greetings for every close friends and family members.  
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Deepavali main deepo ka deedar,

 bado ka pyar n sabka dular- 
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Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali, 
Have loads of fun and loads of masti. Happy Diwali
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Happy Diwali Images

Happiness is in air Its Deepawali everywhere Lets show some
 love and Respect And wish everyone out there Happy Diwali...

Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be
 together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled
 with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!

This Diwali I wish that your all dreams come true. and
may god fill all colors in your life. and make your diwali
 the most remembrable deepawali. Happy Diwali
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Subko Happy Deepavali 2016 ki shubhkamnaye
Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.
Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgaar,
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansaar.

Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
Happy Diwali!

Paying respects to the gods, and decorating for them the Thali,
 this is what the occasion is all about, this is the spirit of Deepavali.

With a hope that you attain success and bliss with 
every light that is lit on the day of DIWALI –Happy Diwali!
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Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be
 together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali!

Diwali is the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it’s also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
koyee majaburi nahi,dil kare to yaad karna,
risto bhid se furasat,mile to yad karna,
hai DUWA ki har khushi ho nasib tujhe,
phir bhi kabhi aakhe bhar aayee to,
hame yaad karna!!
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As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished 
the brightest moments that Diwali can bring,
 lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year
 that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.Happy Diwali!

 ख्याल दिल से टकराता है ! दिल न चाहे कर भी ,खामोश रह जाता झाई !
कोई सब कुछ कहकर ,प्यार जताता है ,!कोई कुछ न कहकर भी ,सब बोल जाता है!

This Diwali I wish that your all dreams come true. and may god fill all colors in
 your life. and make your diwali the most remembrable deepawali. Happy Diwaliiiiii..
जगमग जगमग दीप जल उठे, द्वार द्वार आए दीपावली। 
दीपावली के इस पावन अवसर पर आपको एवं आपके परिवार को हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ।
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Happy Diwali Photos

दिवाली रोज़ मनाये ,
फूलजड़ी फूल बिखेरे ,
चाकरी चक्कर खाई ,
अनार उछले आसमान तक ,
साप की गोली लम्बी हो जाये ,
रेल धागे पर दौड़ लगाये ,
आग लगाओ रॉकेट को तो
वो दुनिया नाप आये ,
ऐसा लगता है की जैसे
दिवाली आये ,

Dοn’t bring your 2016 issues into 2017. Ηave a new Μind set to do Νew
 things for the Νew year. Cheers tο the new Υear. 
Μay it be a Μemorable one. Happy Νew Υear.

है रौशनी का त्यौहार, लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान,सुख और समृधि की बहार ,समेट लो सारी खुशियाँ,
अपनों का साथ और प्यार..इस पावन अवसर पर आप सभी को दीवाली का प्यार.. 
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho

Shobhaa De ‏has also praised the film and wrote: ‘' Gone Girl ' -
 the brutality of marriage. What a savage and powerful portrait
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Happy Diwali Pictures
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Even though you may be far away,
We light a diya for you on this day,
And keep you in our thoughts as we pray.
Happy Diwali!

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country

India on the post you 're looking for the big grand celebration , which is called Diwali. The festival is going to be unique on each other. You can also talk to your closest Best Wishes sending love. Today we are giving you. best happy Diwali status, happy Diwali images and happy Diwali greetings for WhatsApp in English and Hindi. if you want to be share so most welcome for this website. I hope you liked this post will.
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Monday, 17 October 2016

101Top Whatsapp Status and Quotes For Funny Status in Hindi

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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..
us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

शंका करने से शंका बढ़ती है, और विश्वास से विश्वास…
 ये आप पर निर्भर है आप किस और जाते है…

अपनी तकदीर में बस यही सिलसिले है, “किसी ने वक्त गुजारने के लिए अपना बनाया”
 और “किसी ने अपना बना के वक्त गुजार लिया…”

सरकार को पाकिस्तान के आतंकवाद का जवाब देना अनिवार्य नहीं है।।
 लेकिन.. सेटअप बॉक्स लगाना अनिवार्य हैं..!!

हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का,
 कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो।

Jee chuke unke liye jo mere sab kuch the..
Ab jeena hai unke liye jinke liye mai sab kuch hu..!!

जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की
तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.

Making me Happy doesn’t Require a lot of Effort,
Actually your Presence is Just Enough.

 I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Status dekh ke apna time mat waste kar,
Msg karke mera time waste kar.

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

“कुछ लड़कियाँ अपनी विदाई पर ऐसे दहाड़े मारकर रोती हैं कि समझ में नही आता,
इनको “दूल्हा” मिल रहा है या इनसे “छीना” जा रहा है.”

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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai.
.us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Mein Kya Karun, Sajde Sar Jhukta Hai,Yaara Mein Kya Karun

ज़िन्दगी बहुत ख़ूबसूरत है, सब कहते थे। जिस दिन तुझे देखा, यकीन भी हो गया।

Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!"

Ishq ke riste bhi bade Naazuk hote hai,Raat ko number busy aane per per bhi tut jaate hai!!

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”

Santa Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Chatwani Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Ke Pata Chala
 Ki Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye. Kuchh Der Baad Ye Decision Final Hua Ki Pa

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

Be a GIRL with Mind, A WOMAN with Attitude, And Lady with CLASS

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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..
us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

शायद लोगों की नजरों में हमारी कोई कीमत ना हो,
 लेकिन कोई तो होगा जो, हमारा हाथ पकड़ कर खुद पर नाज़ करेगा….

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.

,,लड़कियो,, तुम भले ही Apple Ka iPhone 6S लेलो लेकिन आना हमारे पास ‪#‎MissedCall‬ है ¦

जिन की सोच में खुद्दारी की महक है, जिन के इरादों में हौसले की मिठास हैं,
और जिन की नीयत में सच्चाई का स्वाद है, उन की पूरी जिन्दगी महकता हुआ गुलाब है।

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you
 try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

अौकात की बात मत कर पगली हम तो #Internet भी Main Balance पर चलाते है …

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

I believe in hate at first sight.51. There is always a person you hate for no reason.

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

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स्टेटस पड़ने के अलावा कुछ और भी काम हैं के नहीं ?

 Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of those shampoo commercials.

Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai.
.us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

अकल कितनी भी तेज ह़ो
नसीब के बिना नही जित सकती ,
बिरबल काफी अकलमंद होने के बावजूद
कभी बादशाह नही बन सका ....

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like
                 “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Calling me cute is nice, calling me hot is great, but calling me your is all I want.

I know they say ‘there’s plenty of fish in the sea’, but I think you’re my Nemo.

 At the point when two individuals share their distresses together all they get back is fulfillment and satisfaction.

I build myself up when I'm alone, but when the moment comes
 and you look at me with those eyes I can't remember what I'm doing.

“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

Husband और Wife में जगडा हो जाता है तब…
Wife : मैं अपने माईके चली जाऊँगी ।
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : बाद में तुम्हें हैरान करने वाला कोई नहीं होगा…
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : में Suicide कर लूंगी…
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : बाद में मुझे याद कर आँसू बहाओंगे ।
Husband : जैसा भाग्य हमारा… !
Wife : जाओ.. सभी बातों में तुम्हारा अच्छा भाग्य हो, तो में Suicide नहीं करती !
Husband : दुर्भाग्य हमारे…

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
.He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

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Wednesday, 12 October 2016

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 कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं
 वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!

Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect
 your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time
 to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)

फुर्सत मिले तो दोस्तो का हाल भी पूछलिया करो दोस्तों
 … जिसके सीने मे दिलकी जगह तुम लोग धड़कते हो

My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me.!

Think about it ..every time we look back at
 ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

Status dekh ke apna time mat waste kar,
Msg karke mera time waste kar.

    Girl:- शादी के बाद हमदोनों हनीमून पर दुबई चलेंगे न ??Pappu :- बेबीहमें पानी निकालना है तेल नही.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

इश्क करो तो आयुर्वेदिक वाला करो... फायदा ना हो तो नुक़सान भी ना हो...

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दो हाथ से हम पचास लोगों को नही मार सकते,
पर दो हाथ जोङ कर हम करोङो लोगों का दिल जीत सकते है

Dear Samsung, please also start selling
jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from
 the heart without reason. And stay every season.

 कैसे बनेगा अमीर वो हिसाब का कच्चा बूढा भिखारी,
जो बस एक रुपये के बदले सिग्नल पे खड़ा बेशकीमती दुआए दे देता है।

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

अपनी तकदीर में बस यही सिलसिले है,
“किसी ने वक्त गुजारने के लिए अपना बनाया”
और “किसी ने अपना बना के वक्त गुजार लिया…”

पापा ki .. परछाई..
😎 मा का….HeRO
Doston की शान…
#GF…..की जान…,
यही तो है Hamari की पहचान…

Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

Dekh Bhai…! #Status मत देख… कुछ नहीं मिलेगा…
क्योंकि हम अपना #Status सभी के दिलों-दिमाग पर #Update करते हैं…
Whatsapp या Facebook पर नहीं.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
        That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .

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It’s one thing to fall in love. It’s another to feel someone else fall
 in love with you, and to feel a responsibility toward that love.

It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.

Always give your best never worry for results.
If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude

तुम्हारे होंगे चाहने वाले बहुत इस कायनात में,
 मगर इस ‪पागल‬ की तो कायनात ही तुम हो |"

The only reason behind broken relation is…
either they think that u are changed…
or…their thinking about u is changed….

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

अपनी तकदीर में बस यही सिलसिले है,
“किसी ने वक्त गुजारने के लिए अपना बनाया”
 और “किसी ने अपना बना के वक्त गुजार लिया…

Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

दयाभाऊ : तुम मेरे सपनों में,ख्वाबों में,जज्बातों में रहती हो..
लडकी: भैया,तुमको किसी ने बेवकूफ बनाया है,
मैं तो ‘लखनऊ’ में रहती हूँ..

It’s going to get harder before it becomes easier.
But it will get easier…..Just gotta get through hard stuff first.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is
 understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.

Some of the best moments in life come from doing things that scare you the most.

I was raised not to be rude, but I also try to get the best work out of people.

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   Football is an honest game. It’s true to life.
 It’s a game about sharing. Football is a team game and So is the life.

Some people say you are going the wrong way,
when it’s simply a way of your own. -Angelina Jolie

The best feeling in the world is knowing your
presence and absence both mean something to someone.

I do it for the joy it brings, because I’m a joyful girl.
Because the world owes us nothing, we owe each other the world.

 They ask me what I see in you and I smile,
 look down and say nothing b'coz I don't want them to fall in love with you too.

For once, i don't have to try to be happy because when i'm with you it just happens.

Many a man who pays rent all his life owns his own home;
 and many a family has successfully saved for a home only
 to find itself at last with nothing but a house.

Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone,
then all you can see is what is not there any more.? Robin Hobb,

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Sunday, 9 October 2016

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इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर ” ऐ बेखबर ”
शहर में तेरे जीत से ज्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के हैं।….।।

To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.

ज़िन्दगी बहुत ख़ूबसूरत है, सब कहते थे।
जिस दिन तुझे देखा, यकीन भी हो गया।

Door se hi ek roz jo unka salaam aaya,
Or hm umr bhr k liye unki mohabbat me giraftar ho gye

I dont care or think
about the people in my
past… there’s some
reason why they din’t
make it to my future!

Ye duniya wale bhi bade ajeeb hain,
Kabhi hamse door to kabhi kareeb hain,
Dard na bataye to hume kayar kehte hain,
Aur dard bata de to shayar kehte hain…

Duniya Me Itni Rasme Kyu Hai,
Pyaar Agar Zindagi He To Isme
Kasme Kyu Hai,
Hame Batata Kyu Nahi Koi Ye Raaz,
Dil Agar Apna Hai To Kisi Aur Ke
Baas Me Kyu Hai..

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Kaash Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Yeh Khayal Aa Jaye;
Ke Koi Yaad Karta Hai Unhe Zindagi Samajh Kar!

Insan sirf aag se nahi jalta, kuch log to mere andaaj se jal jate hai.

सिर्फ तूने ही कभी मुझको अपना न समझा,जमाना तो आज भी मुझे तेरा दीवाना कहता है.!

मोह्ब्बत किसी ऐसे शख्स की तलाश
नही करती जिसके साथ रहा जाये,
#मोह्ब्बत तो ऐसे शख्स की तलाश
करती हे जिसके बगेर रहा न जाये !!!

When I look at you, I cant deny there is a GOD.
 Bcoz only GOD could have created someone
as wonderful and beautiful as you

बेताब तमन्नाओ की कसक रहने दो!
मंजिल को पाने की कसक रहने दो!
आप चाहे रहो नज़रों से दूर!
पर मेरी आँखों में अपनी एक झलक रहने दो…

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Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry,
because that’s when the truth comes out.

If your out of breath, dizzy, feel like vomiting,
can’t remember your name, you are on the right road.

Zindagi Ke Sawalo Ka Jawab Dhundta
Hoon, Dard Ko Kam Kar Sake
Wo Sharab Dhundta Hoon, Waqt
Ke Haatho Majboor Ek Shaks
Hoon Main Jo Jeene Ka De
Bahana Wo Kitaab Dhundta Hoon.

umhari Bahon Main Humein
Jannat Mil Gayi Saari
Khuda Se Bolu Ke Apni
Jannat Apne Paas Hi Rakh!

“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done.
No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.”

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हमें लगता रहा वो लौट के आयेंगे और गले लगा लेंगे,
पर उन्होंने ने आ कर कहे दिया गले उन्हें लगाते है जो दिल में होते है.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

 The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That
They Can Change The World Are The One's Who Do.

 I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.
         give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go.

I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but I promise you won’t face them alone.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody takes it from me.

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 At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :
Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food

यूँ गुमसुम मत बैठो पराये से लगते हो,
मीठी बातें नहीं करना है तो चलो झगड़ा ही कर लो…

जो मेरा कभी “‪Password‬” था, उसके पास आज मेरे लिए कोई “‪Word‬” नहीं है…

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Friday, 7 October 2016

Best Whatsapp Status For Family in English

Posted by Vinod yadav
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               Family like branches on a tree,
we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.

Wake up every morning with the thought
that something wonderful is about to happen.

Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny,
attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.

 The love of family and the admiration of friends
is much more important than wealth and privilege.

Sometimes the most important life lessons
are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

No family is perfect, we argue,
 we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times,
 but in the end, family is family, the love will always be there.

Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET
 today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day ...

Family like branches on a tree, we all grow in
 different directions yet our roots remain as one.

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 जिंदगी में दो लोगों का ख्याल रखना बहुत जरूरी है                                        
पिता जिसने तुम्हारी जीत के लिए सब कुछ हारा हो !                                          
माँ जिसको तुमने हर दुःख में पुकारा हो  **

Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp,
if you can read this then you got lucky.

I thank God that I’m a product of my parents,
that they infected me with their intelligence and energy for life,
with their thirst for knowledge and their love.
I’m grateful that I know where I come from.

hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have
     something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers,
make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup


May the light of diwali fill your home with light of joy
 and happiness.On this great day I wish you a happy dewali..

The most important thing is to enjoy
 your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

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 I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter
of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, Hum doston me tumhe sabse azeez maante hai.
 Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, Hm to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez mante hai.

एक बेहतर पिता नहीं बताता की कैसे जीना है,
बल्कि वह उस तरह से जीता है और दिखाता है कैसे जीना है।

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“When children have grieving parents it’s also common for
them to feel an obligation to cheer them up and make them happy.

"नीचे गिरे सूखे पत्तों पर अदब से ही चलना ज़रा
कभी कड़ी धूप में तुमने इनसे ही पनाह माँगी थी

तुझे डोळे माझे प्रत्येक जागा होतो स्वप्न पाहू नये
आपण काही उद्देश पुर्तता होईल की तुमचे शब्द ऐकणार नाही
आणि मला जे आयुष्य चार मार्ग आहेत
काय मी आणि देवाच्या प्रकाश की विचारू
आई तुम्हाला अतिशय प्रेम आला तेव्हा ...

दादी को गीता पढ़ते देख पोते ने अपनी मां से पूछा,
मां दादी कौन की परीक्षा की तैयारी कर रही हैं?
मां : बेटा ये फाइनल ईयर की तैयारी कर रही हैं.

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Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jayega
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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for

It was nice growing up with someone like you..
 someone to lean on, someone to count on.. someone to tell on..

प्रेम से जो देती है वो बहन है, लड़ झगड़ के जो देता है वो भाई है,
पूछ कर जो देता है वो पिता है, बिना मांगे जो सब कुछ दे दे,  वो माँ है।

You were always my best friend,
looking out for me, making sure
the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over,
there cannot be a better brother than you.

Rakhi is a perfect time to tell you just how special you are and how much you mean to me!
 Wish you all the peace, prosperity and success on this Raksha Bandhan.

May this Raksha Bandhan bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life.

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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within
the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the
strongest relationship.

Ghar hota hu to tumhari surat mujhe jara na bhati hai...
Jab mai kahi ghoomne jau to tumhari yaad bahut aati hai...

You are truly lucky to have found each other.
Congratulations! I wish you much happiness

I smile because you’re my brother
 I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

एक इंसान को 2 चीज़ें कभी नजरअंदाज नहीं करनी चाहिए
 अपना परिवार और अपना बिज़नेस या पेशा।

The only rock I know that stays steady,
 the only institution I know that works, is the family.

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Thursday, 6 October 2016

Best Cute Status Husband Wife and Girlfriend Status in Hindi

Posted by Vinod yadav
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                                                Ab Kisi Ke Sapne Kisi Ke Armaan
                                                 Ban Jaaye, Jab Kisi Ki Hansi Kisi
                                                 Ki Muskaan Ban Jaaye, Bemisaal
                                                Pyar Kehte Hain Use, Jab Kisi Ki
                                                  Saansein Kisi Ki Jaan Ban Jaaye.
                                               Marriage is a relationship in which
                                     one is always right and the other is the husband.

                                 Mujhse mat puch ki kyun aankhein jhuka li maine,
                              Teri tasveer thi in aankho me wo tujhi se chhupa li mene.
                                मेंने किसी के Whatsapp पर Status देखा “Sleeping”….
                     पिछले 3 दिन तक वही रहा,… अब क्या समझना… क्या वो मर गया…
                                         Wish My Eyes Could Speak What My
                                            Heart Feels For You, Because My
                                               Lips Can Lie On What Is True,
                                           But My Eyes Couldn’t Cause Even
                                           If I Close Them I Could Still See You.

                           A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
                          while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
                                   Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
                                      Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
                                   Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
                               Aap Ki Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho… !!
          Wife to her hubby:- कोई औरत तुम को फ्लाइंग किस करती हे ,
            तो तुम केसा फील करते हो?
                                      Hubby:- मैं नफरत करता हु, ऐसी आलसी औरतो से…
                                                 Tu hi bata a dil tujhe samjhau kaise,
                                                 Jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
                                             Yu to har tamanna har ehsas hai wo mera,
                                              Magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise…

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                 इतने मधुर न हो की लोग आपको निगल लें , इतने कटु भी नहीं की वो आपको उगल दें !
                                      अगर मालूम होता इश्क़ यूँ मजबूर कर देगा …, बहुत
                                                 Ajeeb Bhi Woh Hai Naseeb Bhi Woh
                                                 Hai, Duniya Ki Bheed Mein Kareeb
                                                    Bhi Woh Hai, Unki Duaon Se Hi
                                                    Chalti Hai Zindagi, Kyunki Khuda
                                                    Bhi Woh Hai Taqdeer Bhi Woh Hai.
                                                   Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
                                                     Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
                                                     Hum to behosh yun hi ho jaate
                                                     Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki…
                                 Mein har kisi ke liye apne aap ko accha sabit nahi kar sakta,
                                   Lekin mein unke liye ‘Behtareen’ hu jo muje samajte hai.”

                                              Wife ने Husband का Mobile  check किया,
                                              पति ने Phone Book  में लड़कियों  के नाम
                                                कुछ इस प्रकार Save  किये थे…..
                                                 पड़ोसन की बच्ची
                                                 New बच्ची
                                                 पुरानी बच्ची
                                                 सामने वाली बच्ची
                                                 ऊपर वाली बच्ची
                                                 बाजुवाली बच्ची
                                                 कॉलेज वाली बच्ची
                                                 इन्शुरन्स वाली बच्ची
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                                                 कामवाली बच्ची

                                                             पत्नी को excitement हुआ, कि –
                                                         “मेरा number किस नाम से save होगा ?”

                                                        इसलिए, पत्नी ने अपना नंबर डायल
                                                                       किया तो लिखा था,….
                                                                       “सुअर की बच्ची”

                                                                         and after all.
                                                                      पति ICU में भर्ती

                                     Kehna hi pada usko yeh khat padh kar humara
                                     Kambakhat ki har bat muhabbat se bhari hai
                                       Dosto Usne Mohabbat, Mohabbat Se Zyada Ki Thi,
                                             Humne Mohabbat Us Se Bhi Zyada Ki Thi,
                                             Wo Kise Kahenge Mohabbat Ki Inteha,
                                          Humne Shuruaat Hi Inteha Se Zyada Ki Thi…
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                                                      उसे उड़ने का शौक था..
                                          और हमें उसके प्यार की कैद पसंद थी..
                                                वो शौक पूरा करने उड़ गयी जो..
                                         आखिरी सांस तक साथ देने को रजामंद थी|

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                                        1 Ladki ne apne boy friend se kaha :
                                            Tum mere liye ka kar sakte ho ?
                                           Ladka : Jo tum kaho Darling !
                                           Ladki : Kya tum mere liye Chand la sakte ho ?
                                          Ladka gaya aur thodi der bad hath mein kuch chiz
                                          cheepa kar laya aur ladki se kaha : Aankhe bandh karo !
                                         Ladki ne aankhe bandh ki to Ladke ne vo chiz ladki
                                         ke hatho mein di aur ladki se aankhey kholne ko kaha…
                                          Ladki ne aankhey kholi to us chiz ko dekh kar
                                           uski aankho mein aansu aa gaye…
                    Kyo ki uske hatho mein ek “Aayina” tha jisme us Ladki ka chahera najar aa raha tha.
                                Ladki : Kya tum muje chand sa samajte ho ?
            Ladka : Nahi, Mein to tumhe sirf ye samja raha tha ki Tu jis muh se mujse chand mang rahi hai
                                       vo thobda bhi aayine mein dekha hai kabhi ?…

                                   It is difficult to buy a gift for you sweetheart.
                              Because I want to buy you the entire world for you.
                                  But until I win the lottery, I can only offer you
                  my love and commitment that I will be there for you, no matter what.

                                 Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts
                                     it also give you a different kinda pain.
                              .which make u feel that u are in love ” truly “..!!

                                       apke aane se zindagii kitni khubsurat hai.
                                      dil me basi hai jo wo aapki hiiiiii surat hai
                                     dur jaana nahi humse khabhi bhulkar bhi.
                                      hame har kadam par aapkiiii hi zarurat hai.
                Luck is yours,wish is mine may your future always shine. . .Happy Birthday my dear.
मैंने समुन्दर से सीखा है जीने का सलीका,
चुपचाप से बहना और अपनी मौज में रहना….!
 Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta Hai,
Dil ke Paas Hai par Phir Bhi Judaa Sa kyu Lagta Hai,
Kaafi Dino Se Aaya Nahi koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad koi Baat Pe Humse Khafaa Sa Lagta Hai..
 Har Shakhs Fariyaad Nahi karta,
Har Koi Kisi ko Itna Yaad Nahi karta,
Hum Kabhi Bhool Jaye Apko Ek Pal ke liye,
Mera Dil to Kya Khud Khuda Bhi is Baat par Yakeen Nahi karta..
No matter where you are
I’ll always find my way to ?
Hug you tight and shower you with my kisses
I love only you!Wishing my dear a happy hug day.
Toota hua phool khusbu de jata hai,
Bita hua pal yaadein de jata hain,
Har shakhs ka apna andaz hota hai,
Koyi zindagi mein pyaar toh
Koyi pyar me zindagi de jata hain
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पत्नी: तुम शराब में बहुत पैसे बरबाद करते हो, अब बंद करो
पति: औऱ तुम ब्यूटी पार्लर में 5000 का कबाड़ा करके आती हो उसका क्या
पत्नी: वो तो में तुम्हें सुंदर लगूं इसलिये…
पति: पगली तो में भी तो इसलिये पीता हूं कि तू मुझे सुंदर लगे।
आशिक़ों के महबूब के पैरो की धूल हूँ
हाँ मैं एक लाल गुलाब का फूल हूँ
होठों जैसे पंखुड़ियाँ मेरी कोमल
काँटों से बच के ज़रा कहीं हो न जाओ घायल
मैं तोहफा बनकर पहुँच जाता हूँ जहाँ
मुझे देख मुस्कुरा देता है सारा जहां

लड़की ब्याह कर ससुराल आई

जैसे ही लड़की ब्याह कर ससुराल आई

सास – बेटी मैं तुम्हारी माँ जैसी हूँ

लड़की – और ससुर जी क्या हैं ?

सास – वो भी तुम्हारे पापा जैसे हैं

लड़की –
ठीक है माँ ,
आज से मैं अपने पति को भी भैया ही बोलूँगी :) :)
सास बेहोश

Best Cute Status Girlfriend Status in Hindi

Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : 'Sahan Shakti'
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.
Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven't finished yet.
चिंटू के कोई संतान नहीं थी। उसने खूब मन्नतें मांगी, नंगे पैर तीर्थ यात्रा पर गया,
भूमि पर सोया, सारे देवी देवताओं के दर्शन किए, बहुत दिनों तक उपवास किया।
अंत में कठिन निर्जला व्रत आरंभ कर दिया। तब भगवान खुद प्रकट हुए और हाथ जोड़कर
बड़े दीन भाव से बोले..
पहले शादी तो कर ले मेरे बाप।
Marital jokes
मरीज – डॉ. साहब जोड़ों में दर्द रहता है क्या करूँ ?
डॉ. (मरीज को गले लगते हुए) – जोड़े तो भगवान बनाता है पगले इसमें हम डॉ. क्या कर सकते हैं?

एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को लेकर घबराया हुआ
डॉक्टर की क्लिनिक पर आया
डॉक्टर को हाथ पकड़ कर साइड पर ले गया,

डॉक्टर :-क्या हुआ..?

आदमी :-डॉक्टर साहब,
मेरी बीवी 8GB का memory card निगल गई है,
तब से लगातार गाने गा रही है..!
जल्दी से निकाल दीजिये..!
डॉक्टर:-कब से गाने गा रही है
आदमी:-गाने को गोली मारिये डॉक्टर साहब,

मेरी तो ये सोच कर हालत ख़राब हो रही है,

video folder पर पहुँचेगी तो क्या होगा…!

Husband to wife:- 1 kisi do na darling.

wife:- nehi.

Husband:- jewelry la dunga.

wife:- nehi.

Husband:- shari la dunga.

wife:- nehi milegge koi kiss.

side pe beti soo rahi thi, uthke boli,
 papa meri kisi le lo, saycel hi dila dena.


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