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101Top Whatsapp Status and Quotes for Funny Status in Hindi
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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..
us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

शंका करने से शंका बढ़ती है, और विश्वास से विश्वास…
 ये आप पर निर्भर है आप किस और जाते है…

अपनी तकदीर में बस यही सिलसिले है, “किसी ने वक्त गुजारने के लिए अपना बनाया”
 और “किसी ने अपना बना के वक्त गुजार लिया…”

सरकार को पाकिस्तान के आतंकवाद का जवाब देना अनिवार्य नहीं है।।
 लेकिन.. सेटअप बॉक्स लगाना अनिवार्य हैं..!!

हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का,
 कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो।

Jee chuke unke liye jo mere sab kuch the..
Ab jeena hai unke liye jinke liye mai sab kuch hu..!!

जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की
तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.

Making me Happy doesn’t Require a lot of Effort,
Actually your Presence is Just Enough.

 I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Status dekh ke apna time mat waste kar,
Msg karke mera time waste kar.

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

“कुछ लड़कियाँ अपनी विदाई पर ऐसे दहाड़े मारकर रोती हैं कि समझ में नही आता,
इनको “दूल्हा” मिल रहा है या इनसे “छीना” जा रहा है.”

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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai.
.us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Mein Kya Karun, Sajde Sar Jhukta Hai,Yaara Mein Kya Karun

ज़िन्दगी बहुत ख़ूबसूरत है, सब कहते थे। जिस दिन तुझे देखा, यकीन भी हो गया।

Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!"

Ishq ke riste bhi bade Naazuk hote hai,Raat ko number busy aane per per bhi tut jaate hai!!

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”

Santa Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Chatwani Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Ke Pata Chala
 Ki Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye. Kuchh Der Baad Ye Decision Final Hua Ki Pa

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

Be a GIRL with Mind, A WOMAN with Attitude, And Lady with CLASS

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Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..
us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

शायद लोगों की नजरों में हमारी कोई कीमत ना हो,
 लेकिन कोई तो होगा जो, हमारा हाथ पकड़ कर खुद पर नाज़ करेगा….

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.

,,लड़कियो,, तुम भले ही Apple Ka iPhone 6S लेलो लेकिन आना हमारे पास ‪#‎MissedCall‬ है ¦

जिन की सोच में खुद्दारी की महक है, जिन के इरादों में हौसले की मिठास हैं,
और जिन की नीयत में सच्चाई का स्वाद है, उन की पूरी जिन्दगी महकता हुआ गुलाब है।

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you
 try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

अौकात की बात मत कर पगली हम तो #Internet भी Main Balance पर चलाते है …

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

I believe in hate at first sight.51. There is always a person you hate for no reason.

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

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स्टेटस पड़ने के अलावा कुछ और भी काम हैं के नहीं ?

 Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of those shampoo commercials.

Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai.
.us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

अकल कितनी भी तेज ह़ो
नसीब के बिना नही जित सकती ,
बिरबल काफी अकलमंद होने के बावजूद
कभी बादशाह नही बन सका ....

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like
                 “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Calling me cute is nice, calling me hot is great, but calling me your is all I want.

I know they say ‘there’s plenty of fish in the sea’, but I think you’re my Nemo.

 At the point when two individuals share their distresses together all they get back is fulfillment and satisfaction.

I build myself up when I'm alone, but when the moment comes
 and you look at me with those eyes I can't remember what I'm doing.

“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

Husband और Wife में जगडा हो जाता है तब…
Wife : मैं अपने माईके चली जाऊँगी ।
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : बाद में तुम्हें हैरान करने वाला कोई नहीं होगा…
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : में Suicide कर लूंगी…
Husband : अहो भाग्य हमारे !
Wife : बाद में मुझे याद कर आँसू बहाओंगे ।
Husband : जैसा भाग्य हमारा… !
Wife : जाओ.. सभी बातों में तुम्हारा अच्छा भाग्य हो, तो में Suicide नहीं करती !
Husband : दुर्भाग्य हमारे…

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
.He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)


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