Monday, 13 June 2016

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हजारों चेहरों में उसकी झलक मिली मुझको … पर… दिल भी
जिद पे अड़ा था कि अगर वो नहीं ,तो उसके जैसा भी नहीं…

 दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . 
जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!

Jis ne bhi kbhi duniya mein sachi mohabbat ki hai,
Kyun hojate hain log us se khafa soch raha hoon!!

2 Chije hai jo kahtam nahi hoti ik to "Universe" or Dosri Human "stupidity".. 

लोग रोज नसें काटते हैं प्यार साबित करने के लिये,
 लेकिन कोई सूई भी नही चुभने देता.. "रक्त दान" के लिए।

Heard your family went to a restaurant
 where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

_सुन ‪ Pagli‬ ♤तुझे_ ○ऐसा Pyar करुगा _के,
तेरे Hotho ♤ की Lipstick बीगडेंगी‬,
But Promise‬ ♤तेरे आँखो ‪#‎का‬ kAjAL ‎कभी‬ नही ‪ बीगडने‬ ♤Dunga.

अब नींद से कहो हम से सुलह कर ले 
फ़राज़ वो दौर चला गया जिसके लिए हम जागा करते थे

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गुमान न कर अपने दिमाग पे मेरे दोस्त ,
जितना तेरा दिमाग हे उतना तो मेरा दिमाग खराब रेहता हे !!

मेरी खामोसी को कमजोरी ना समझ
ऐ काफिर ,,
गुमनाम समन्दर ही खौफ लाता है ।

आप मुस्कान के साथ बहुत आगे तक जा सकते हैं, 
आप मुस्कान और बन्दूक के साथ कहीं आगे तक जा सकते हैं

तूने मुझे Power of Attorney  नहि……… 
अपनी तक़दीर का वह कोहरा पन्ना दे दिया है…………
जिस पर में जब चाहूँ तेरी बर्बादी का इतिहास लिख सकता हूँ.

वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं,
जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज,
 में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं

वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं,
जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

Pyar usse iss qadar karta chala jaaun,
Wo zakhm de aur main bharta chala jau
Usski zid hai ki wo mujhe maar hi dale,
To meri b zid hai ki uspe marta chala jaau

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 Mujhse mat puch ki kyun aankhein jhuka li maine,
Teri tasveer thi in aankho me wo tujhi se chhupa li mene.

Ek Hamara Waqt Hai
Jiska Ek B Pal Aapki Yaad K Bina Nahi Jata…
Aur Ek Aapka Waqt Ha Jisme,
Hamein Yaad Karne Wala Waqt Hi Nhi Aata…

Zulfon me teri hai meri jannat basi,
Har gam ko chuupa leti hai teri ye dilkash hansi..
Meri har yaad me teri surat hai basi,
Jo tum mil jao to meri duniya me aa jaye dilkashi..

Mene Kabhi nahi kaha ki
Tu bhi Mujhe Bepnah Pyaar kar…
Bas Itni si Khwahish hai
Tu Meri Mohabbat ko Mehsus to kar…!!

Na kabhi badle ye lamha,
Na badle kabhi khwahishein humari,
Hum dono ese hi ek dusre ke rahe
Jese tum chahat meri or mein jindgani tumhari.

 Hume soorat se kya matlab hum to seerat pe mrte hai,
Unse kehna tumhara husn dhal jaye toh bhi laut aana…!!

Aaj Bhi Unki Nazro Me Raaz Wahi
Tha, Chehra Wahi Chehre Ka
Naqab Wahi Tha, Kaise Unko
Bewafa Kah De Yaaro, Aaj Bhi
Unke Dekhne Ka Andaaz Wahi Tha

People say everything happens for a reason. 
So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
FaceBook Staus in Hindi,  My biggest concern in life is actually how 
my online friends can be informed of my death...

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Some people are like Slinkies … 
not really good for anything, but you can’t help
 smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi l
og garib hote hai Khud to whatsapp karte nahi hai, 
Muft ke whatsapp padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close
 together that they can't see anything wrong with each other

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye


मुजे ऊंचाइयों पर देखकर हैरान है बहुत लोग,
पर किसी ने मेरे पैरो के छाले नहीं देखे…..
तू मोहब्बत है मेरी इसीलिए दूर है मुझसे…....
अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती
कुछ रूठे हुए लम्हें कुछ टूटे हुए रिश्ते……
हर कदम पर काँच बन कर जख्म देते है..

Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna
 tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, 
Mehboob aave ja na Aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae !!!

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#पगली‬ ‪तू #‎AttituDe‬ की बात ‪#‎मत‬ कर
‪#‎क्योंकी‬ जिस ‪#‎HospitaL‬ मे तू
‪#‎BlooD_TesT‬ करवाती ‪है‬ #‎वो लोग ‪#‎मेरा‬
‪#‎AttituDe_TesT‬ … करते #है ?

किसी की याद में बार बार रोने से दिल का दर्द कम नहीं होता, 
प्यार तो तकदीर में लिखा होता है, तड़पने से कोई अपना नहीं होता !!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘
What! You too? I thought that no one but myself…

The pace of technological change in recent years
 has been both impressive and positive for consumers.

Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, 
But only one person is enough for a beautiful life.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude because 
My personality is who I am & My attitude depends on who you are!

Every night I pray, I will have you here someday. 
I will count the stars tonight and hope with all my might,
 that when I close my eyes, you will be right by my side.

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At titude of Girls:
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forward That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy
.“I Don't Like That Kind of SMS"

“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done.
No matter what you will do. I willalways love you. I swear it.”

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

 Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans
that can accommodate your smartphones.

 साँप घर पर आ जाए तो लोग डंडे मारते हैं
 और शिवलिंग पर दिखाई दे तो हाथ जोड़ते हैं … 
लोग सम्मान आपका नहीं आपके स्थान और स्थिति का करते हैं…

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Khuda ne bde fursat se bnaya hai tuje,
sahi hai faltu kam fursat main hi kiye jate hai

ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है
 और आसान करने के लिए समझना पड़ता है 

The man who smiles when things go
 wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Khuda ne bde fursat se bnaya hai tuje...
sahi hai faltu kam fursat main hi kiye jate hai.

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

Darpok hai wo log jo online nahi aate, 
BC jigar chahiye Time barbad karne k liye.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears,
 to make room for a heart full of smiles.
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